the four elements: weed, feminism, memes, and gay love
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the four elements: weed, feminism, memes, and gay love
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next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights
I just cracked my screen I reblogged this so hard.
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Conservatives: I hate Muslim people. Look at what that Muslim person did at that Orlando LGBT bar.
LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people?
Conservatives: No! Gay people are pedophiles, and transgender women are just men who want to invade women’s restrooms and harass women! WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN!
Women: So, does that mean you care about women?
Conservatives: Shut up, feminazi! Women in the United States are not oppressed! If you want to talk about women’s oppression, you should be focusing on how women in other countries are treated!
Refugees: So, does that mean you care about people from other countries?
Conservatives: Stay out of our country! Why should we care about refugees when we have people here who need help?
Homeless People: So, does that mean you care about people who need help?
Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!
this is accurate
Conservatives: Why don’t you all care about me?!
Everyone else: [Stares into the camera like they are on the Office.]
Conservatives: Why are you all protesting the election results?
Protestors: So we wont die because of your beliefs.
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Wish me luck?
Update: It went really well! 😊
I think one of my lowkey favorite parts about working in theatre is walking through Authorized Personnel Only doors and chuckling at No Food or Drink Allowed signs during tech.
Shoutout to playwright John Maclay for this gem of a stage direction.
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Wish me luck?
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wow i can’t wait to be romantically loved by someone who wants to genuinely be with me and respects me. can’t wait!
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Things the actor I’m crushing on has done over this performance weekend:
-Wore the wrong jacket for a scene
-Ran into a set piece and bumped it off spike
-Knocked a basket of flowers off the same set piece in a different scene
-Walked into the theatre wall in a black outProtect him, he’s awkward.
-broke his pocket watch chain
-ripped his pants
-almost lost his coin prop
-knocked over a basket of flowers
-recovered a broken birdcage handle-Agreed to go out with me!
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shoutout to anxiety for canceling out my impulses like 60% of the time
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date a boy who does technical theater
Or anyone who does technical theater
We can fix pretty much anything, except when it comes to emotional stuff, but we can give you a good laugh instead.
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